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Listen I’ll delete this in a minute but I just want to say that I’m among a sizable bunch of undergrads watching some syndicated Seinfeld (you can lift up your dropped jaw now, I’m done with the fireworks) and in the episode we’re watching a girl George has somehow convinced to date him asked “so do you wanna come up for some coffee?” and he was like “oh, well, I can’t really drink coffee at night” (“BRO COME ON”—the dude I went to high school with who now makes eighteen year olds drink themselves to death in the name of hazing and that is not hyperbole, someone died). And I mention this because when I was 16 i Facebook messaged a girl to say “I’ve noticed you outside of the Starbucks [which is now in a fun parody of how the world works a small family-run Korean grocery]” and anyway we ended up hanging out when her parents went on vacation in Canada and on that night she was like “hey wanna take a shower right now?” and I was like “na I already showered,” and that’s what’s up.

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